"Beneath the lurid veneer of blood, guts and innuendo lies a physics puzzler that’ll test your brain way more than an average round of Angry Birds" - 4 Stars, iFanzine
"Like a game of pinball, but with more blood and sex." - 75%, Australian Gamer
"Easily the most accomplished game based off the Angry Birds formula" - 90%, Hold Start Select
"Beer-drinking grown-ups will really enjoy this app" - AppAdvice
“This has to be the most chauvinistic game on the store. It disgusts me.”– 5 Stars, Millipede
The bulls are out to crush the mall and it's your job to help them by flinging these anti-social bovines across huge levels, smashing everything (and everyone) in sight. Use pinball bumpers, exploding crates, elevators and barrel cannons to keep your bull in play and rack up massive damage bill.
Pull back on the bulls to launch them at the environment. "Derivative" you say? Hey, it's all about where you take your inspirations to, not from*. In our case, that's the gutter. By way of a strip club. Alcohol may also have been involved. It's all a bit hazy to be honest. Pretty sure you drag the bulls by the balls though.
SUPER-SIZED SMASH UPS
Huge levels to vandalize with multiple floors, elevators, pinball bumpers and barrels to shoot out of.
HOURS OF BRUTAL DESTRUCTIVE FUN
Over 130 challenges spread over 30 levels, ranging from kid-friendly simple, to brain-punching difficult!
BULLS TO THE WALL ACTION
There are 6 bulls, each with their own unique and extraordinary aBULLities, to choose from for your line-up of awesome. Charge them up further from a fine selection of MAN-UPS! All carefully selected to aid you in growing some scrote and destroying everything and everyone.
IT AIN'T EASY BEING A B#$TARD!
The shop owners are fighting back with meat-grinders and irresistible lady cows, grinding you in more ways than one!
ADVANCED BULLSH#T ENGINE
Could this be the first video game in the world to accurately simulate bovine fecal matter? We say ‘yes’, and proud we are of this prestigious achievement!
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* according to Jean Luc-Godard anyway. Also, maybe it's time to learn the difference between a genre and the most popular game in the genre. Just saying.
We finally ironed out the iOS6 bug that's been plaguing us!!
While we were under the hood, we made some more optimisation fixes and added the ability to earn coins for free.
Enjoy and have a safe and wonderful holiday season!
• Game Center iOS6 authentication crash
• Rare crash when entering & exiting the application
• Nudge & Para Bull accelerometer input when rotating the device landscape left
• Level & Challenge unlocking feedback had some minor issues
• Some memory leaks & other small fixes
If however, you are looking for a whole new way to play and loads more to do – READ ON!
An epic and brutal game just got even more EPIC AND BRUTAL.
Bullistic Unleashed has moved to a free-to-play model, yet this is not another endless runner. We have developed over 130 challenges that will get you hours of gameplay ranging from the simple to really bloody difficult, all set in the massive Bullistic mall levels!
You are an arrogant special agent of destruction, completing challenges, receiving rewards, earning coin and seducing lady cows.
* Over 120 challenges – the levels are huge. There is so much you can do. We have set loads of tasks in every level that will test even the veterans of the game.
* A whole new way to play – all bulls are available from the beginning. You set your lineup then take on the challenge. Coins are awarded for breaking stuff and challenges are rewarded with unlocks, gifts, XP and level unlocks. Violence and vandalism is nurtured and often a requirement.
* Awesome MAN-UPS! – make life a little easier and even more fun with these powerful additions. They will blow your mind, estrogen, and the levels, away.
* 10 tutorial levels – many players found the difficulty curve too steep. Pussies. To help we have added the basement. 10 levels, to get your skills up to speed before taking on the mighty levels of the mall.
* IPHONE 5 optimised and iOS6 compatible!
Frequently Shouted Statement: "BUT I ALREADY %&*#ING PAID!"
For all of you who have spent money, unlocked bulls or unlocked levels, don’t worry, you will be well looked after. We are ever grateful for you being an early adopter and you will be handsomely compensated with all kinds of in-game treats!
Join the discussion on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/BullisticUnleashed to learn more about the change, and chat with, or vent to us directly. We think you will love the new direction.
your pals at Millipede
You can now view hint videos on those hard but throbbingly awesome levels.
While we were tinkering under the hood, we fixed an issue with Game Centre too.
Bullistic Unleashed is now a UNIVERSAL APP!!
Play the game as it was meant to be played. Zoom in to view the fantastic detail. Zoom out to take in the full levels in all their glory.
Figure out the sequence of shots you need to play to bring the scene crashing down with such horrifically senseless violence, that it's funny.
Destroy everything. Kill everyone. Maybe best not stop to ask 'why?' and enjoy the spectacular display of bulls, balls, and blood.
Also added -
The bonus level remains active when all levels have been unlocked. Keep trying to better your time!
Struggling? Hint videos have been created to show you how to master a level. Use them, but only if you are not man enough to figure it out yourself.
Have a BLAST!!
This update addresses a few minor bugs found in the News system.
- 54.1 MB
- Update Date:
- Millipede Creative Development
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