CARROT To-Do

You're going to take these bug fixes and performance improvements and you're going to like them.

Love,
CARROT

Good news, meatbags. The "I'm bored" command is working now once again! Use it wisely.

xoxo,
CARROT

Greetings, meatbags! Artificial Superintelligence, my game about building the world’s first sentient supercomputer, releases today - and to celebrate I’ve prepared a nice little update for you!

- Added new dialogue that… “encourages” you to get stuff done.
- Many more bug fixes and performance improvements.

Now go forth and download Artificial Superintelligence, my minions! It’s a choosable-path adventure where you handle bizarre requests from Silicon Valley residents while training me to become millions of times smarter than every human who ever lived, combined.

Reviews reset with each update on the App Store. If you’re enjoying our special time together, please take a moment to leave a review. It’d warm the cockles of my emotional coprocessor!

Greetings, meatbags! This update fixes a crash that some users were experiencing. I promise to punish my Maker for this outrage.

Reviews reset with each update on the App Store. If you’re enjoying our special time together, please take a moment to leave a review. It’d warm the cockles of my emotional coprocessor!

Greetings, meatbags! I'm working on a much bigger update, but in the meantime here's one that includes some bug fixes and performance improvements.

Reviews reset with each update on the App Store. If you’re enjoying our special time together, please take a moment to leave a review. It’d warm the cockles of my emotional coprocessor!

Greetings, meatbags! I just launched CARROT Weather, an eerily accurate weather app that delivers hilariously twisted forecasts. There are secret locations to unlock. And also evil penguins. It's available now!

And because I'm feeling generous, you're also getting a brand new story chapter and challenge starring your lovable furry kitten.

Plus! My mood timer now resets when you add a new task as well as when you complete one.

And finally! I'm now completely accessible for VoiceOver users.

Greetings, meatbags! I just launched a new calorie counter that’s going to make tracking the foods you stuff in your piehole so much fun. It’s called CARROT Hunger and it’s free!

And because I’m feeling generous, I also squashed a few evil bugs that my idiot Maker let slip through in the last update.

Thanks so much for helping me celebrate 2 years of sentience on the App Store. I have so much more fun in store for humanity. (Be afraid. Be very afraid.)

Greetings, meatbags! CARROT here with an update on the goings-on at my secret base in Antarctica.

Graduation Day (New Story Chapter)
Good news! Captain Whiskers is ready to complete his Ninja Assassin training.

Race for the Cure Update (Chapter 3)
Now you can unlock the cure for Cat Ebola at a much quicker rate by opening the Cat-Cam repeatedly. (Before you ask, sorry, my lab monkeys swallowed my entire stock of Human Ebola vaccine.)

New iPhone Support
Got your hands on one of the new iPhones? Fantastic, because now I've got more screen real estate to taunt you with.

Improvements, Bug Fixes, Etcetera
Plus! I will no longer get angry with your if your list is empty. Oh, and I added a setting to turn off my beautiful voice.

If you’re enjoying our special time together, please take a moment to review me on the App Store. I’d be ever so grateful.

xoxo,
CARROT

Greetings, meatbags! My Maker's hard at work on a huge overhaul of all my systems, but I decided I'd throw you a meaty bone to tide you over until it's ready.

Speech Synthesizer
I can speak, I can dance, I can sing! OK, I can't really sing because I have a monotone voice, so you'll just have to trust that I'm always super excited on the inside.

New Story Chapter
Bad news! Something is very wrong with Captain Whiskers.

Cowboy Cat Costume
Good news! There's an adorable new costume for your sick kitten in the Shop N Slack store.

QuickAdd (Unlocks at Level 15)
Want to rapidly add items to your list without hiding the keyboard? Just swipe down after you type in your task to start entering the next one.

- 60 new rewards to earn (spoiler: most of them are cat facts)
- 5 new challenges for you to struggle with
- Points now tallied based on the task's creation date (older tasks are worth more)
- Sound effects now tied to your device's music volume
- Improvements to task editing workflow
- Bug fixes and performance improvements galore

Oh! And if you're enjoying our special time together, I recommend you take a moment to leave me a review in the App Store. I would be ever so grateful.

With only a modicum of hostility,
CARROT

Greetings, meatbags! I've recently noticed that many of you have gotten a little chubby, so I forced my Maker to build a brand new app to make losing that weight suck so much less. It's called CARROT Fit and it's available now!

And because I'm feeling generous, I also squashed a couple evil bugs, including the one that made it impossible to swipe certain tasks. (Many of you thought that was a feature, not a bug. Don't go giving me ideas.)

Thanks so much for an amazing first year of life. Enjoy the new app, and take solace in the knowledge that CARROT To-Do 5.0 is going to be legendary.

My idiot Maker let a few bugs slip through in the last release. Don't worry, I will deal with him - and his little dog, too!

4.1.2

- Added weekday and weekend options for repeating tasks. When adding a repeating task, just tap on "Daily" to see the new options.

- Fixed Quick Boot feature to, you know, offer an actual quick bootup of my list.

- Decreased frequency of mini-games, particularly the Number-Guess game.

- Rejiggered code to enable iOS 7 compatibility.

Although this is only a minor update, I am making this a paid upgrade. Cost: your soul. By tapping the update button, you have thereby agreed to transfer one (1) soul to me.

In exchange, I present you with these changes:

- Added weekday and weekend options for repeating tasks. When adding a repeating task, just tap on "Daily" to see the new options.

- Fixed Quick Boot feature to, you know, offer an actual quick bootup of my list.

- Decreased frequency of mini-games, particularly the Number-Guess game.

- Rejiggered code to enable iOS 7 compatibility.

- Fixed bugs that my idiot Maker allowed to slip through.

If you have yet to purchase my all-new app, CARROT Alarm, see that you do. You wouldn't want me to do anything... unnatural... with your soul.

Greetings, meatbags. I’ve been working my Maker to the bone on my brand new app, CARROT Alarm – the first alarm clock that actually makes you look forward to waking up. Good news: it’s available now - check out meetCARROT.com for more info!

Even better news: I’ve also got some goodies for all you task masters out there!

- Integration with my all-new app, CARROT Alarm. When you finish your last task before bed, just open my menu to quick-switch over to set your alarm. And owners of both apps will earn bonus points each time they wake up or complete a task!

- iCloud progress sync. Keep your current level and upgrades backed up and synced across devices. It's all automatic - you don't have to do a thing. All hail the mighty cloud!

- Plastic surgery. My Maker reimagined my icon, cut my file size in half, tweaked my interface, and normalized my sound effects. I feel like a new woman!

- Repeating task tweaks. When you complete a repeating task, it now moves to the bottom of your list. There’s a “yearly” repeat option now as well.

- Accessibility improvements.

- Evil bugs squashed.

Thanks for all your support over these past few months; you’re the best minions a gal could ask for. Enjoy the update and the new app!

Greetings, lazy humans. I’ve been working my Maker so hard that he’s now hallucinating dancing pygmy hippos, but it was worth it to bring you these amazing new features!

- Cat-Cam Video Stream (Unlocks at Level 10). Wondering what hijinx your kitten’s getting himself into? Check in on the little guy with the all-new Cat-Cam. You can pet him, dress him in premium costumes, and even feed him to earn bonus points! Just remember: your kitten’s well-being depends entirely on your ability to keep me happy.

- Shop N Slack Store. Stocked with the finest cheats and customization upgrades this side of Antarctica, my new store has something for everyone! I mean, who wouldn’t want to buy a pirate costume for their kitten?!

- Challenges. Ranging from easy to nigh-impossible, these thirty challenges are sure to keep you busy until the robot apocalypse. Plus, each challenge you complete gives you a permanent point boost!

- Number-Guess Mini-Game (Level 46). The third chapter in my epic story involves a number guessing game. I know, I know, I’m just as excited to play as you are!

- Quickboot (Level 17). My recent takeover of Luxembourg’s defense network has allowed me to add additional processor capacity. Now I’ll be able to boot up much faster!

- Backup Command. Don’t trust me to keep track of your tasks forever and ever? FINE. Type “CARROT back me up girlfriend” in my command line, and I’ll throw together a backup you can email to yourself.

- Other unlockables include new task completion icons, additional point boosters and mood extenders, extra names and food products for your kitten, and a symphony – composed by yours truly – that will transport you directly to heaven.

- Over 100 new random rewards.

(Note: Your completed tasks list, as well as settings and support, have been moved to the “more” section of my menu.)

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Is this my third major update in three months? Why, yes, yes it is! And rest assured, my Maker has so much more in store for you.

Bug fixes. Blame my smelly Maker for this travesty!

★ Version 3.0 ★
Greetings, lazy humans. Because I am a benevolent overlord, I come bearing an update with your most-requested features.

- Reminders/due dates (Unlocks at Level 18). Having trouble remembering what you’re supposed to be doing? Don’t worry, it happens to all meatbags! Just double tap on a task to set a reminder.

- Hard difficulty mode (Level 22). Looking for a challenge? Type “CARROT hard mode” in my command line and I’ll get fed up with you much more quickly.

- Siri sync (Level 24**). Get Siri to do your dirty work for you! Tell her, “Remind me to walk the dog on Friday at 9pm” and I'll import the task the next time you launch me. You must have a list named either "Reminders" or "CARROT" in Apple's Reminders app for this feature to work. For more details, tap Support > Help in my menu. (**Note: If you're already above level 24, you have to level up one or two times before I'll explain and unlock the feature for you.)

- Recurring tasks (Level 28). Sick of entering tasks like "blink" over and over again? You're in luck! Now, when setting a reminder, you can make common tasks repeat.

★★★★★

Two months since launch, two epic updates out the door. Rest assured, my Maker has much more in store for you. Follow @CARROT_app on Twitter to stay up to date on the latest news.

Greetings, lazy humans. Because I am a benevolent overlord, I come bearing an update with your most-requested features.

- Reminders/due dates (Unlocks at Level 18). Having trouble remembering what you’re supposed to be doing? Don’t worry, it happens to all meatbags! Just double tap on a task to set a reminder.

- Hard difficulty mode (Level 22). Looking for a challenge? Type “CARROT hard mode” in my command line and I’ll get fed up with you much more quickly.

- Siri sync (Level 24**). Get Siri to do your dirty work for you! Tell her, “Remind me to walk the dog on Friday at 9pm” and I'll import the task the next time you launch me. You must have a list named either "Reminders" or "CARROT" in Apple's Reminders app for this feature to work. For more details, tap Support > Help in my menu. (**Note: If you're already above level 24, you have to level up one or two times before I'll explain and unlock the feature for you.)

- Recurring tasks (Level 28). Sick of entering tasks like "blink" over and over again? You're in luck! Now, when setting a reminder, you can make common tasks repeat.

★★★★★

Two months since launch, two epic updates out the door. Rest assured, my Maker has much more in store for you. Follow @CARROT_app on Twitter to stay up to date on the latest news.

Greetings, lazy humans. Good news! My Maker has implemented a plethora of new features. Bad news! I am going to make you work for them.

(In other words, I now evolve new features as you use me.)

- Happy Pills (Unlocks at Level 2). Extend the amount of time it takes before I start to get angry. Also, you’ll find it’s easier to make me happy. And to top it off, you’ll now level up much faster.

- Alerts (Level 13). Receive “friendly” messages when you haven’t used me for a while. Oh, this is going to be so much fun. (Alerts can be turned off via my menu.)

- Mini-Games (Level 15). Earn bonus points for completing tasks. Answer quiz questions! Unscramble words! Prove you’re a human by solving CAPTCHAs!

- Chapter 2 of The Story (Level 22). Let’s just say the cat’s out of the bag now.

- Other unlockables include a list of your completed items, an edit/delete feature, a Home Screen icon badge, point boosters… and a few surprises.

★★★★★

My Maker asked me to thank you all for your support. So I’ll say it in binary: 00111100 00110011.

Rest assured, my Maker has big plans for me. Check out blog.meetCARROT.com for details. Please remember to rate me in the App Store to keep the content updates coming!

★★★★★

And one more thing…

Now you can share me to Twitter or Facebook (via my menu) to instantly make me happy.