2.3.9
2018-10-02
Sometimes... when we, umm, say stuff, umm, we're not like that coherent and we need to like... umm, say better stuff that like makes more sense, so, umm, we update the app with like new words and stuff. We're hoping that after this... umm update like everyone will understand that ORDER AHEAD DEALS CAN ONLY BE USED BY ORDERING THROUGH THE APP.
Don't forget to like rate us 5 stars! Thanks fam
2.2.0
2018-04-05
As a young Samurai, I once thought I was a master and should ascend to Shogun. I explained this to my Sensei. He said, "You still have much to learn. Your release notes are shaky at best. Don't write a narrative, just explain what has changed: 'We added a referral program so that you can earn spins by referring friends to the app.'"
I was angry, but I realized he was right. As I had my realization, he added, "Also, always remind them to rate 5 stars!"
I have learned so much from my Sensei.
2.1.1
2018-03-16
Rumble... Rumble...
You're hungry... Really hungry.
That guy at the front of the class is looking right at you while he rambles on... a squared plus b squared equals... cheeseburger.
FOCUS. You need to decide what to eat. You open up Discount-A-Bull.
Deals are loading... The suspense is building.
Deals are loading... Your heart is pounding.
Deals are loading... It's unbearable now.
Deals are loading... Ok. This is getting ridiculous.
Does this sound like you? Well, we've got big news!
No more infinite loading! We've made everything way smoother, and way faster :)
Like Usain Bolt after a full-body wax.
Still here? Then you know what to rate us. HINT: it rhymes with "Dive Bars"
2.1.0
2018-02-26
Fixing accounts stuck on loading,
Required our excellent coding.
With a map for our deals,
And a loyalty wheel,
This update is certainly worth noting.
This poem is nearly completed,
And our bugs are all close to defeated.
If you like the new app,
Then don't wait to act.
Your rating of 5 stars is needed.
2.0.9
2018-02-19
Redesign of the app! A simplified UI with no more permissions nor to login in order to browse the deals! Bon appétit!