1.1.37
2023-10-26
Happy 4 years of grinding your way up Grindstone Mountain, stonegrinders!
I heard you like hats and whatnot, so as a treat I commissioned Harry and Dottie for some head-warming goodies and added some thread to your backpack! Beware: those hats may look appetizing but they ain't edible!
Thanks for your dedication to making Hjellhjole its best! NOW GET BACK TO IT!
Bossmin
1.1.36
2023-09-07
Continued excavation and spelunking on Grindstone Mountain has uncovered 4 new uncharted caves! That’s 40 new levels for brave Stonegrinders to grind through!
Here’s your grinding orders:
Burning Bottoms can be found in the Volcanic Core
Sepsis Sanctorium is in the Grindstone Temples
Bologna Bunker is located in The Slaughterhouse
Retch Road is up in the Lost lair
And 4 new caves means 4 shiny pieces of gold gear!
Get that bling!
Bossmin
1.1.35
2023-04-13
Cosmic Darkside has gone super nuts & OK this time it's freaking me out so much I had to cc BossMom!
Yer To-Do list:
–Pulverise 50 new remixed levels worth of Creeps!
–Find the Lucky Suit blueprint ASAP!
–I heard what sounded like a Rainbow Bomb popping off! Could be useful!
–Get yer mitts on the Darkside Cleaver!
–And can we just finally beat the GOO SNOT out of Goo Jjary's nose already?
-Bossmin
P.S: Call your Moms!
1.1.34
2023-01-12
There's good news & bad news! Bad news: The Cosmic Darkside has expanded so there's even more nightmarish Cosmic Creeps & Jerks for you to slay! The good news? More Darkside means MORE WORK! Now get to it! I don't pay you to read my memos!
P.S: There's some crazy new gear out there somewhere…
P.S: I also heard that Darkside Jjary has gone a bit nuts! Watch out!
P.S.S: That lil' Stonegrinder Jr. Harry opened up a Hat Stand, so at least that's nice!
1.1.32
2022-10-26
Attention Stonegrinders: crashes have been fixed!
The Mystic's granted access to more of the Cosmic Darkside. Return to the Darkside to conquer 40 more levels, plus get blueprints for the Osmutational Arrow, Cosmic Mirrow Sword, and Lightning In A Bottle potion!
See you on the mountain!
Bossmin
1.1.31
2022-10-20
Subject: More Cosmic Darkside!
The Mystic's granted access to more of the Cosmic Darkside. Return to the Darkside to conquer 40 more levels, plus get blueprints for the Osmutational Arrow, Cosmic Mirrow Sword, and Lightning In A Bottle potion!
See you on the mountain!
Bossmin
1.1.30
2022-08-10
The Mystic went and summoned a meteor that opened a portal to the Cosmic Darkside: a difficult and nightmarish parallel dimension of Grindstone Mountain! Includes all new Cosmic Gear, as well as a new resource to mine (osmium) and new Creeps to slash (Cosmic Creeps).
So ... want to see what goes bump in the night?
- Bossmin
P.S. Cosmic Darkside is a New Game Plus mode, for all you intrepid stonegrinders!
1.1.29
2022-07-28
The Mystic went and summoned a meteor that opened a portal to the Cosmic Darkside: a difficult and nightmarish parallel dimension of Grindstone Mountain! Includes all new Cosmic Gear, as well as a new resource to mine (osmium) and new Creeps to slash (Cosmic Creeps).
So ... want to see what goes bump in the night?
- Bossmin
P.S. Cosmic Darkside is a New Game Plus mode, for all you intrepid stonegrinders!
1.0.28
2022-06-22
We've added more cosmetic hats and weekly challenges to the game. Check it all out at the hat room in Döttie's House!
What are ya waiting for? Go have fun! Now!
-Bossmin
1.0.27
2022-05-13
The Carnival of creeps is back! Well it never left, but now it's even bigger! Carnival of Creeps has an additional 15 levels and a new blueprint for the Paint Potion! (And a bunch of bug fixes, including a free Gorgon Hat in Dottie's House Hat Room)
What are ya waiting for? Go have fun! Now!
-Bossmin
1.0.26
2022-04-19
The Carnival of creeps is back! Well it never left, but now it's even bigger! Carnival of Creeps has an additional 15 levels and a new blueprint for the Paint Potion! (Plus some new bug fixes, including a fix for the order of hat icons in Dottie's House!)
What are ya waiting for? Go have fun! Now!
1.0.25
2022-03-31
Subject: Carnival of Creeps has more acts
To: Stonegrinders
From: Bossmin
The Carnival of creeps is back! Well it never left, but now it's even bigger! Carnival of Creeps has an additional 15 levels and a new blueprint for the Paint Potion!
What are ya waiting for? Go have fun! Now!
-Bossmin
1.0.24
2022-02-24
Subject: Carnival of Creeps has arrived
To: Stonegrinders
From: Bossmin
The carnival is in town! Specifically the Carnival of Creeps, a Creep-y carnival full of guts, glory, and, of course, prizes.
This doesn't count as a vacation, but you can pretend it does.
Get to work!
Bossmin
1.0.23
2022-01-15
The holidays have come to Grindstone, and stonegrinders are getting in the festive spirit. This includes the Pine Tree Shield, a new additional cave called Bezoar Bungalow, and an all-new Gold Throwin' Bomb. Check out HjellHjole for some festive decorations, as well as an upgrade to the trusty Pickaxe.
Oh, and stonegrinders, beware of Krampus.
1.0.22
2021-12-15
The holidays have come to Grindstone, and stonegrinders are getting in the festive spirit. This includes the Pine Tree Shield, a new additional cave called Bezoar Bungalow, and an all-new Gold Throwin' Bomb. Check out HjellHjole for some festive decorations, as well as an upgrade to the trusty Pickaxe. Oh yeah, we've just fixed a few bugs too!
Oh, and stonegrinders, beware of Krampus.
1.0.20
2021-10-08
Jorja, the stonegrinder known as Mama Stonegrinder has come to help her grandson, Jorj, by slaying Creeps. Visit her at Döttie's House to see what she can do.
Jjertrude is also now offering a small reward for completing sacrificial runs in the Daily Grind!
There's also a new location available in the Creepy Crypts: Ivor's Boss Blitz!
See you on the Mountain, Jorja (and stonegrinders)!
Includes Daily Grind chest and rewards bug fixes, and other various fixes.
1.0.19
2021-09-22
Jorja, the stonegrinder known as Mama Stonegrinder has come to help her grandson, Jorj, by slaying Creeps. Visit her at Döttie's House to see what she can do.
Jjertrude is also now offering a small reward for completing sacrificial runs in the Daily Grind!
There's also a new location available in the Creepy Crypts: Ivor's Boss Blitz!
See you on the Mountain, Jorja (and stonegrinders)!
1.0.11
2021-01-07
Fixed a crash on the save select screen.
1.0.10
2020-12-03
Krampus has come for the hjolidays in this update!
- Gladjys The Thief is now moonlighting as Krampus!
- Krampus Suit is available for Jorj to steal from Gladjys!
- A brand new BESTIARY, featuring all your favourite Creeps and Jerks!
- 4 unique and powerful "Snack" items!
- Multiple save functionality!
- Various bug fixes and polish.
See you on the mountain, stonegrinder.
1.0.9.1
2020-09-25
This update is all about catching those bugs! Bugs and errors we've fixed in this update include:
-Default language setting fix
-Missing crowns in Burpin' Boulevard
-Errors with chests and keys
-Various other bug fixes and polish
1.0.9
2020-09-10
Get ready for even more ways to chop Creeps and climb the Daily Grind leaderboards with our new update!
A second Daily Grind mode with its own leaderboard!
20 more NEW levels in additional caves.
Even more Gold Item Blueprints!
A fast travel map!
Item refill from your backpack.
Various bug fixes and polish.
Hope you're ready to get to choppin'!
1.0.8.1
2020-08-08
Stonegrinders! We hope you're sitting for this, because we're about to show you our BIGGEST UPDATE yet!
A whole new DAILY GRIND Mode with leaderboards!
50 NEW levels in additional caves!
New Gold Item Blueprints!
Hoard gold w/the Pickaxe and Prospector Outfit!
Various bug fixes and polish!
So what're you waiting for? Get to stonegrinding!
*1.0.8.1 also includes some leaderboard fixes
1.0.8
2020-07-30
Stonegrinders! We hope you're sitting for this, because we're about to show you our BIGGEST UPDATE yet!
A whole new DAILY GRIND Mode with leaderboards!
50 NEW levels in additional caves!
New Gold Item Blueprints!
Hoard gold w/the Pickaxe and Prospector Outfit!
Various bug fixes and polish!
So what're you waiting for? Get to stonegrinding!
1.0.7
2020-06-19
Hey Stonegrinders! We hope you've all been staying home and keeping safe! We have some cool new stuff for you this update!
A BUNCH of new levels (15 to be exact!), including a new boss fight
A new enemy; the carnivorous SNEKJERK!
Some awesome new gear to unlock: the Heavy Sword, Grindstone Shield, and Mild Discomfort Potion.
Various polish and bug fixes
1.0.6
2020-04-03
Hey STONEGRINDERS, we heard you loud and clear! SO - We've got a cool surprise for you:
15 BRAND NEW Levels, including a Boss!
A new, creep-eating, color-absorbing enemy!
3 New Weapons to unlock
Various polish and bug fixes
Prompt to re-sign into Game Center when authentication fails