Sock Finder

This app is intended for entertainment purposes only and does not provide true Sock Finding functionality.

It is often said that the modern smartphone is orders of magnitude more powerful than the computer systems that flew the Apollo astronauts to the moon in the sixties. With Sock Finder, we’re finally beginning to leverage that power.

With millions of transistors running in parallel, on a modern quad core system that pushes vast pools of DRAM to the limits, our sock finding algorithms have finally found expression. We’ve been refining these routines ever since Deep Blue beat Gary Kasparov in 1997, proving once and for all that emergent AI systems could match or better the complexity of the human mind. Sometimes socks go missing and 100 billion organic neurons just can’t cut it. This is where we step in.

Take the plunge – see what next generation software can do. What do you have to lose? (Not your socks, you’ve already lost those)

Purpose : Helping you find your socks.
Limitations : Does not work on tights.




Warning : Current heuristics follow a complex mutable deterministic pseudo-pattern that may obviate successful hoof furnishing location and retrieval under certain inexpressible circumstances.