In this quirky low-budget action-puzzle vertical-scrolling climbing game, your goal is to help Stuart — surely the world’s most sarcastic sheep — as he climbs mountains in search of friendship (maybe more?).
You don’t have to help him, and you might get the impression Stuart would rather you didn’t, but like any truly sarcastic being, under all that scathing commentary (and wool), is a personality that just wants to be loved. And jumping. Lots of jumping.
This is not an easy game: in fact, each attempt will last between 1 second and 10 minutes, so it’s ideal for those situations when you have just a little time to kill, or stress to um.. de-stress. Winning takes skill, judgement, a little patience and absolutely no in-app purchases.
You can tap-and-play within seconds (because we all hate having to wade through menu after sub-menu just to get started, am I right? Right.) and within a few more seconds you can be yelling "What? Argh!" and giving it another go. Because what do points make? Prizes! Wait.. sorry. Wrong blurb. But be warned: there are some suitably low-budget cut scenes for when you succeed.
But back to the game in hand: who would want to play the part of sarcastic sheep in an overly difficult game over nine levels? Well, perhaps you are a surgeon, waiting for the anesthetic to kick-in. Or maybe you are a pilot, coming in for final approach at a tricky runway with nasty cross-winds, and you just need to relax for a moment. Or maybe you just had a heart attack and waiting for the ambulance? Or you're about to issue the verdict in a murder trial? Or, let's face it, you've just decided to give it a chance because you're bored. That's fine too. This game is for you. It's definitely for you. Download it now.
Remember: Stuart is there for you. Meh.
In this first release there are going to be some rough edges, but hey, you know what? It’s free. Free! And if you download it, like it, and leave a review that says "hey, it doesn't totally suck, try it!", then that’s only going to encourage me to make an update, right? Right.
So as Stuart would say: Nothing. He’s a sheep. And a fictional one at that. Maybe you need to get out more.
- 13.5 MB
- Update Date:
- John Kennedy
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