Sorcery Is for Saps
Steal the sorcerer's identity
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1.1.8for iPhone, iPad and more
8.9
20 Ratings
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23.9 MB
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Jun 27, 2023
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12+
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About Sorcery Is for Saps
As an apprentice sorcerer, you should never steal your master's identity. But what if that's the only way to save the kingdom?
"Sorcery Is for Saps" is a 200,000-word interactive fantasy novel by Hilari Bell and Anna-Maria Crum, where your choices control the story. It's entirely text-based—without graphics or sound effects—and fueled by the vast, unstoppable power of your imagination.
Will your powers save the cursed king--or will you turn traitor and seize the throne yourself? You can probably break a simple kindness curse, but there are dark forces at work and you may be in over your head before you can say “Abracadabra.”
Throw in your lot with scheming councilors, the attractive heir, or even go to work for the invaders. But whether you choose to save the king or your own neck, one thing is clear—this is your big chance!
Magic, power, or true love—which will you choose? In "Sorcery Is for Saps," you'll find it's easier than waving a wand.
• Be a hero or turn traitor, seduced by a sexy spy.
• Play as male or female, gay, straight, or bi.
• Steal a rival wizard's inventions.
• Fight the maniacal, mechanical, magical monkey.
• Power up for politics, succeed at sorcery, or just get really, really rich.
• Trade barbs with your snarky familiar. Or will you kow-tow to a sarcastic ferret?
• End up as a sorcerer, a royal councilor, a villain, or a mouse. (Literally. You can be turned into a mouse.)
"Sorcery Is for Saps" is a 200,000-word interactive fantasy novel by Hilari Bell and Anna-Maria Crum, where your choices control the story. It's entirely text-based—without graphics or sound effects—and fueled by the vast, unstoppable power of your imagination.
Will your powers save the cursed king--or will you turn traitor and seize the throne yourself? You can probably break a simple kindness curse, but there are dark forces at work and you may be in over your head before you can say “Abracadabra.”
Throw in your lot with scheming councilors, the attractive heir, or even go to work for the invaders. But whether you choose to save the king or your own neck, one thing is clear—this is your big chance!
Magic, power, or true love—which will you choose? In "Sorcery Is for Saps," you'll find it's easier than waving a wand.
• Be a hero or turn traitor, seduced by a sexy spy.
• Play as male or female, gay, straight, or bi.
• Steal a rival wizard's inventions.
• Fight the maniacal, mechanical, magical monkey.
• Power up for politics, succeed at sorcery, or just get really, really rich.
• Trade barbs with your snarky familiar. Or will you kow-tow to a sarcastic ferret?
• End up as a sorcerer, a royal councilor, a villain, or a mouse. (Literally. You can be turned into a mouse.)
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What's New in the Latest Version 1.1.8
Last updated on Jun 27, 2023
Old Versions
Bug fixes. If you enjoy "Sorcery Is for Saps", please leave us a written review. It really helps!
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Version History
1.1.8
Jun 27, 2023
Bug fixes. If you enjoy "Sorcery Is for Saps", please leave us a written review. It really helps!
1.1.7
Apr 27, 2023
Now you can disable touch slide controls in Settings. If you enjoy "Sorcery Is for Saps", please leave us a written review. It really helps!
1.1.6
Mar 28, 2022
Bug fixes. If you enjoy this game, please leave us a written review. It really helps!
1.1.5
Oct 28, 2021
Bug fixes. If you enjoy this game, please leave us a written review. It really helps!
1.1.3
Aug 23, 2021
Code updates and minor bug fixes.
1.1.2
Jun 1, 2018
This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon.
Added support for iPhone X. If you enjoy playing "Sorcery Is for Saps," please leave us a written review. It really helps!
Added support for iPhone X. If you enjoy playing "Sorcery Is for Saps," please leave us a written review. It really helps!
1.1.0
May 16, 2017
New! You can now change the background color of the text. Your choice of black, white, or sepia.
New! You can change the size of the text, too. Bigger or smaller, it's up to you.
If you enjoy playing "Sorcery is for Saps," please leave a written review for this version. It really helps!
New! You can change the size of the text, too. Bigger or smaller, it's up to you.
If you enjoy playing "Sorcery is for Saps," please leave a written review for this version. It really helps!
1.0.2
Oct 19, 2016
Fixed a rare bug that can occur if you use special characters in your character's name.
If you enjoy playing "Sorcery Is for Saps," please write a review of this version. It really helps!
If you enjoy playing "Sorcery Is for Saps," please write a review of this version. It really helps!
1.0.1
Oct 13, 2016
• Fixed the splashscreen on iPhone 5/5s/6se.
1.0.0
Oct 13, 2016
Sorcery Is for Saps FAQ
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Check the following list to see the minimum requirements of Sorcery Is for Saps.
iPhone
Requires iOS 11.0 or later.
iPad
Requires iPadOS 11.0 or later.
iPod touch
Requires iOS 11.0 or later.
Sorcery Is for Saps supports English
Sorcery Is for Saps contains in-app purchases. Please check the pricing plan as below:
Rest of the Game
$5.99