Super Mad Cow
Free
2.3.33for iPhone, iPad
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About Super Mad Cow
Super Mad Cow is a modern take on a retro classic - Paperboy. Super Mad Cow juggles his trusty bowling pins and is ready to create some serious mayhem on his unicycle. He's angry and he's out to destroy the neighborhood while surviving threats from all sides.
Your job is to keep Super Mad Cow alive as long as you can while hitting jumps and bringing chaos to the hood. Dodge meteors, yetis, bombs, missiles, cars, raging neighbors, and more.
Collect coins and unlock all of Super Mad Cow's rowdy friends like Kyle the Llama, Yes Man, Disco Jack, Genghis Khan, Plumber, Violent Dentist, Destructive Baby, and more. Weapons and unicycles are swappable, so you can customize how you play.
Your job is to keep Super Mad Cow alive as long as you can while hitting jumps and bringing chaos to the hood. Dodge meteors, yetis, bombs, missiles, cars, raging neighbors, and more.
Collect coins and unlock all of Super Mad Cow's rowdy friends like Kyle the Llama, Yes Man, Disco Jack, Genghis Khan, Plumber, Violent Dentist, Destructive Baby, and more. Weapons and unicycles are swappable, so you can customize how you play.
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What's New in the Latest Version 2.3.33
Last updated on Mar 26, 2022
Old Versions
We fixed a few bugs in this update, to appease Super Mad Cow's anger.
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Version History
2.3.33
Mar 26, 2022
We fixed a few bugs in this update, to appease Super Mad Cow's anger.
2.3.31
Nov 4, 2021
Bug fixes and maintenance. Super Mad Cow is fixin' to get angry!
2.3.30
Aug 25, 2021
Minor cosmetic updates in this update... just enough to infuriate Super Mad Cow.
2.3.21
Jan 16, 2021
We've fixed some minor bugs in this update. As usual, it made Super Mad Cow furious.
2.3.19
Jan 9, 2021
2,500 coins for sharing with friends! Also, watching ads now gives a reward of 250 coins. Super Mad Cow is not happy about these changes, but we hope you enjoy!
2.3.16
Dec 18, 2020
We've added a new action figure in this update - Elf Off the Shelf. Super Mad Cow's holiday rage has subsided for the time being.
2.3.15
Dec 11, 2020
We've added two new action figures in this holiday update: Chill Santa and Krampus! Super Mad Cow's wrath has been soothed for the time being.
2.3.14
Dec 6, 2020
We've added a new animation to help Super Mad Cow show how angry he really is.
2.3.12
Nov 21, 2020
Super Mad Cow was furious again, so we added an option to remove pop-up advertisements.
2.3.11
Nov 18, 2020
We've fixed a few bugs in this update to keep Super Mad Cow from raging excessively.
2.3.8
Oct 28, 2020
We have improved the way some of the meteors were bouncing. Super Mad Cow is furious!
2.3.6
Oct 19, 2020
This is the update Super Mad Cow has been waiting for - we have brought the people and creatures in the game to life!
Super Mad Cow is only slightly upset by this awesome update.
Super Mad Cow is only slightly upset by this awesome update.
2.3.5
Oct 12, 2020
We've added a new action figure in this update - Bowler Bob! You might want to check him out.
We have also added a new weapon - a bowling ball. It is pretty destructive and awesome.
Super Mad Cow knows you'll love the new stuff. Please don't tempt him. He has a short fuse.
We have also added a new weapon - a bowling ball. It is pretty destructive and awesome.
Super Mad Cow knows you'll love the new stuff. Please don't tempt him. He has a short fuse.
2.3.4
Oct 1, 2020
Just maintenance in this update. Super Mad Cow is only slightly enraged by it.
2.3.2
Sep 2, 2020
We've updated the in-app purchase code and fixed a couple of bugs when unlocking action figures, mildly infuriating Super Mad Cow.
2.3.1
Aug 28, 2020
Maintenance and bug fixes, as demanded by Super Mad Cow.
2.3.0
Aug 16, 2020
Super Mad Cow is going (jump) streaking! And now so can you - we've added streaks in this update. Hit as many jumps in a row as possible - don't miss one or the streak ends.
Swappable weapons are finally here! You can now customize the way you destroy.
We've also added a new action figure - Postal Worker. She's pretty cool.
Needless to say, Super Mad Cow is furious over these awesome updates.
Swappable weapons are finally here! You can now customize the way you destroy.
We've also added a new action figure - Postal Worker. She's pretty cool.
Needless to say, Super Mad Cow is furious over these awesome updates.
2.2.17
Jul 5, 2020
We've added a new Action Figure - The Tax Man! Super Mad Cow's anger was slightly lowered for a few minutes when he heard about it.
2.2.16
Jun 27, 2020
We've added Cranky Butler, a new Action Figure, in this update. Super Mad Cow's anger has calmed slightly as a result.
2.2.14
May 22, 2020
We fixed a couple of bugs in this update, and made a few performance improvements. Super Mad Cow was not happy, so we had to do it!
If you catch the new logo on red, you get bonus coins!
If you catch the new logo on red, you get bonus coins!
2.2.13
Apr 30, 2020
We added a new logo - if you catch it on red, you get bonus coins!
Don't tell Super Mad Cow, but we improved the player's view in the game and made a lot of bug fixes in this Super Mad Update.
Don't tell Super Mad Cow, but we improved the player's view in the game and made a lot of bug fixes in this Super Mad Update.
2.2.12
Mar 22, 2020
We added our 99th action figure! For some weird reason, this made Super Mad Cow angry (again).
2.2.11
Mar 17, 2020
All action figures have been updated at the demands of Super Mad Cow! Some exciting things happened as a result... Couch Potato grew more chest hair, Jack's hair turned dark, Disco Jack's chest hair thinned a bit, and Destructive Baby got a tan.
On a related note, Flight Attendant shaved his beard into a goatee to comply with new airline regulations.
Also, Super Mad Cow insisted that we add 4 new action figures (including The Fool).
On a related note, Flight Attendant shaved his beard into a goatee to comply with new airline regulations.
Also, Super Mad Cow insisted that we add 4 new action figures (including The Fool).
2.2.10
Mar 1, 2020
-With Daylight Savings and St Patrick's Day coming up, Super Mad Cow insisted that we add two new action figures in this update: Hooligan Leprechaun and Father Time. They're pretty cool. You should check them out.
2.2.9
Feb 24, 2020
-Super Mad Cow has been furiously demanding that we update the sounds in the game, so we have improved many of the existing audio components and added new sounds for each action figure's death. We think you'll be entertained!
2.2.8
Feb 2, 2020
-Super Mad Cow insisted angrily that we give all airplanes (and other flying objects) the ability to drop missiles. Watch out! Make sure to get those invincibility boxes whenever possible!
2.2.7
Jan 9, 2020
-To appease Super Mad Cow's recent raging, we added a new action figure! Gargoyle Gary is cool and sort of creepy.
2.2.6
Jan 2, 2020
-Super Mad Cow angrily forced us to make some maintenance updates relating to watching advertisements. Hopefully he will be able to relax now. Reward of 100 coins for each ad watched!
2.2.5
Dec 22, 2019
-Maintenance. Because Super Mad Cow insisted!
2.2.3
Nov 20, 2019
We've made a few adjustments to keep Super Mad Cow from raging too much.
-New and improved in-app purchase code that fixes a crash on older devices.
-Action figures now pedal faster when you speed up, and slower when you slow down.
-Bug fixes and maintenance. Super Mad Cow loves maintenance.
-New and improved in-app purchase code that fixes a crash on older devices.
-Action figures now pedal faster when you speed up, and slower when you slow down.
-Bug fixes and maintenance. Super Mad Cow loves maintenance.
2.2.2
Oct 30, 2019
Super Mad Cow has been angrily demanding more changes. So what do we do? We make the changes!
-Due to popular demand (Super Mad Cow's demand, actually) you can now see how to unlock all of the secret unlock action figures.
-Fixed the Privacy Policy link.
-Due to popular demand (Super Mad Cow's demand, actually) you can now see how to unlock all of the secret unlock action figures.
-Fixed the Privacy Policy link.
2.2.1
Oct 18, 2019
To appease Super Mad Cow's recent raging, we made a lot of improvements in this update:
-Improved collisions and more explosions = increased excitement!
-The Two Pixels logo has been added to scene transitions to calm Super Mad Cow's furious demands.
-New and improved icon that better displays how angry Super Mad Cow really feels.
-Updated purchasing code to handle in-app purchases smoother.
-Improved physics performance. Super Mad Cow *almost* fell over when he heard about this one.
-Improved collisions and more explosions = increased excitement!
-The Two Pixels logo has been added to scene transitions to calm Super Mad Cow's furious demands.
-New and improved icon that better displays how angry Super Mad Cow really feels.
-Updated purchasing code to handle in-app purchases smoother.
-Improved physics performance. Super Mad Cow *almost* fell over when he heard about this one.
2.2.0
Sep 14, 2019
Super Mad Cow was extremely angry, so we have made a few updates to appease him.
-The worlds all have a new, updated feel.
-Ivan the Invisible has been added as our latest action figure! He is lit and so is his unique world. You have to check it out. Unlock all the other action figures to get him.
-Many other bug fixes and enhancements.
-The worlds all have a new, updated feel.
-Ivan the Invisible has been added as our latest action figure! He is lit and so is his unique world. You have to check it out. Unlock all the other action figures to get him.
-Many other bug fixes and enhancements.
2.1.2
Aug 22, 2019
* Maintenance. Super Mad Cow yelled at us to update some of our techie stuff, so we did.
2.1.1
Jul 25, 2019
* Super Mad Cow was angry (again), so to appease him, we've made it easier to unlock the unicycles. Enjoy!
2.1.0
Jun 28, 2019
Version 2.1.0 is here!
* We've improved the performance.
* We've increased the excitement.
* We've replaced all the buttons.
* We've updated the fonts.
* We've made these improvements to keep Super Mad Cow from getting too angry.
* We've improved the performance.
* We've increased the excitement.
* We've replaced all the buttons.
* We've updated the fonts.
* We've made these improvements to keep Super Mad Cow from getting too angry.
2.0.7
Jun 13, 2019
* We've improved the Action Figure selector. Super Mad Cow was raging about it, and we don't want too much of that.
* We've also updated the URL to the privacy policy from within the app.
* Check out our new website, supermadcow.com! All the important Super Mad Cow stuff is there.
* We've also updated the URL to the privacy policy from within the app.
* Check out our new website, supermadcow.com! All the important Super Mad Cow stuff is there.
2.0.6
Jun 9, 2019
* Minor bug fixes. Super Mad Cow was really getting angry, so we did this to calm his rage a bit.
2.0.5
Jun 4, 2019
* We fixed a bug with The Claw that was making Super Mad Cow very angry. Hopefully this fix appeases him!
2.0.4
Jun 2, 2019
* We've updated Super Mad Cow's icon and splash image. We're just trying to keep Super Mad Cow from becoming even angrier than he already is.
2.0.3
May 29, 2019
* The Great Goat Update is here! We've added three new goats and Super Mad Cow is as angry as ever because some of the livestock action figures have now been branded.
2.0.2
May 5, 2019
* We've added another new unicycle - Colors! It's beautiful and FAST... see if you can unlock it.
2.0.1
Apr 26, 2019
* We've added a new unicycle - Hot Rod! Unlock it if you can. Warning: watch out for the airplanes.
2.0.0
Apr 14, 2019
* Version 2 is here! Super Mad Cow is new and improved. So many improvements, you'll have to try it out to believe it.
1.3.4
Mar 7, 2017
* Get the new Midas Touch unicycle! Everything you juggle turns to gold.
* Now, you can try out the new unicycles for free. Enjoy!
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Super Mad Cow supports English
