2.3.33
2022-03-26
We fixed a few bugs in this update, to appease Super Mad Cow's anger.
2.3.31
2021-11-04
Bug fixes and maintenance. Super Mad Cow is fixin' to get angry!
2.3.30
2021-08-25
Minor cosmetic updates in this update... just enough to infuriate Super Mad Cow.
2.3.21
2021-01-16
We've fixed some minor bugs in this update. As usual, it made Super Mad Cow furious.
2.3.19
2021-01-09
2,500 coins for sharing with friends! Also, watching ads now gives a reward of 250 coins. Super Mad Cow is not happy about these changes, but we hope you enjoy!
2.3.16
2020-12-18
We've added a new action figure in this update - Elf Off the Shelf. Super Mad Cow's holiday rage has subsided for the time being.
2.3.15
2020-12-11
We've added two new action figures in this holiday update: Chill Santa and Krampus! Super Mad Cow's wrath has been soothed for the time being.
2.3.14
2020-12-06
We've added a new animation to help Super Mad Cow show how angry he really is.
2.3.12
2020-11-21
Super Mad Cow was furious again, so we added an option to remove pop-up advertisements.
2.3.11
2020-11-18
We've fixed a few bugs in this update to keep Super Mad Cow from raging excessively.
2.3.8
2020-10-28
We have improved the way some of the meteors were bouncing. Super Mad Cow is furious!
2.3.6
2020-10-19
This is the update Super Mad Cow has been waiting for - we have brought the people and creatures in the game to life!
Super Mad Cow is only slightly upset by this awesome update.
2.3.5
2020-10-12
We've added a new action figure in this update - Bowler Bob! You might want to check him out.
We have also added a new weapon - a bowling ball. It is pretty destructive and awesome.
Super Mad Cow knows you'll love the new stuff. Please don't tempt him. He has a short fuse.
2.3.4
2020-10-01
Just maintenance in this update. Super Mad Cow is only slightly enraged by it.
2.3.2
2020-09-02
We've updated the in-app purchase code and fixed a couple of bugs when unlocking action figures, mildly infuriating Super Mad Cow.
2.3.1
2020-08-28
Maintenance and bug fixes, as demanded by Super Mad Cow.
2.3.0
2020-08-16
Super Mad Cow is going (jump) streaking! And now so can you - we've added streaks in this update. Hit as many jumps in a row as possible - don't miss one or the streak ends.
Swappable weapons are finally here! You can now customize the way you destroy.
We've also added a new action figure - Postal Worker. She's pretty cool.
Needless to say, Super Mad Cow is furious over these awesome updates.
2.2.17
2020-07-05
We've added a new Action Figure - The Tax Man! Super Mad Cow's anger was slightly lowered for a few minutes when he heard about it.
2.2.16
2020-06-27
We've added Cranky Butler, a new Action Figure, in this update. Super Mad Cow's anger has calmed slightly as a result.
2.2.14
2020-05-22
We fixed a couple of bugs in this update, and made a few performance improvements. Super Mad Cow was not happy, so we had to do it!
If you catch the new logo on red, you get bonus coins!
2.2.13
2020-04-30
We added a new logo - if you catch it on red, you get bonus coins!
Don't tell Super Mad Cow, but we improved the player's view in the game and made a lot of bug fixes in this Super Mad Update.
2.2.12
2020-03-22
We added our 99th action figure! For some weird reason, this made Super Mad Cow angry (again).
2.2.11
2020-03-17
All action figures have been updated at the demands of Super Mad Cow! Some exciting things happened as a result... Couch Potato grew more chest hair, Jack's hair turned dark, Disco Jack's chest hair thinned a bit, and Destructive Baby got a tan.
On a related note, Flight Attendant shaved his beard into a goatee to comply with new airline regulations.
Also, Super Mad Cow insisted that we add 4 new action figures (including The Fool).
2.2.10
2020-03-01
-With Daylight Savings and St Patrick's Day coming up, Super Mad Cow insisted that we add two new action figures in this update: Hooligan Leprechaun and Father Time. They're pretty cool. You should check them out.
2.2.9
2020-02-24
-Super Mad Cow has been furiously demanding that we update the sounds in the game, so we have improved many of the existing audio components and added new sounds for each action figure's death. We think you'll be entertained!
2.2.8
2020-02-02
-Super Mad Cow insisted angrily that we give all airplanes (and other flying objects) the ability to drop missiles. Watch out! Make sure to get those invincibility boxes whenever possible!
2.2.7
2020-01-09
-To appease Super Mad Cow's recent raging, we added a new action figure! Gargoyle Gary is cool and sort of creepy.
2.2.6
2020-01-02
-Super Mad Cow angrily forced us to make some maintenance updates relating to watching advertisements. Hopefully he will be able to relax now. Reward of 100 coins for each ad watched!
2.2.5
2019-12-22
-Maintenance. Because Super Mad Cow insisted!
2.2.3
2019-11-20
We've made a few adjustments to keep Super Mad Cow from raging too much.
-New and improved in-app purchase code that fixes a crash on older devices.
-Action figures now pedal faster when you speed up, and slower when you slow down.
-Bug fixes and maintenance. Super Mad Cow loves maintenance.
2.2.2
2019-10-30
Super Mad Cow has been angrily demanding more changes. So what do we do? We make the changes!
-Due to popular demand (Super Mad Cow's demand, actually) you can now see how to unlock all of the secret unlock action figures.
-Fixed the Privacy Policy link.
2.2.1
2019-10-18
To appease Super Mad Cow's recent raging, we made a lot of improvements in this update:
-Improved collisions and more explosions = increased excitement!
-The Two Pixels logo has been added to scene transitions to calm Super Mad Cow's furious demands.
-New and improved icon that better displays how angry Super Mad Cow really feels.
-Updated purchasing code to handle in-app purchases smoother.
-Improved physics performance. Super Mad Cow *almost* fell over when he heard about this one.
2.2.0
2019-09-14
Super Mad Cow was extremely angry, so we have made a few updates to appease him.
-The worlds all have a new, updated feel.
-Ivan the Invisible has been added as our latest action figure! He is lit and so is his unique world. You have to check it out. Unlock all the other action figures to get him.
-Many other bug fixes and enhancements.
2.1.2
2019-08-22
* Maintenance. Super Mad Cow yelled at us to update some of our techie stuff, so we did.
2.1.1
2019-07-25
* Super Mad Cow was angry (again), so to appease him, we've made it easier to unlock the unicycles. Enjoy!
2.1.0
2019-06-28
Version 2.1.0 is here!
* We've improved the performance.
* We've increased the excitement.
* We've replaced all the buttons.
* We've updated the fonts.
* We've made these improvements to keep Super Mad Cow from getting too angry.
2.0.7
2019-06-13
* We've improved the Action Figure selector. Super Mad Cow was raging about it, and we don't want too much of that.
* We've also updated the URL to the privacy policy from within the app.
* Check out our new website, supermadcow.com! All the important Super Mad Cow stuff is there.
2.0.6
2019-06-09
* Minor bug fixes. Super Mad Cow was really getting angry, so we did this to calm his rage a bit.
2.0.5
2019-06-04
* We fixed a bug with The Claw that was making Super Mad Cow very angry. Hopefully this fix appeases him!
2.0.4
2019-06-02
* We've updated Super Mad Cow's icon and splash image. We're just trying to keep Super Mad Cow from becoming even angrier than he already is.
2.0.3
2019-05-29
* The Great Goat Update is here! We've added three new goats and Super Mad Cow is as angry as ever because some of the livestock action figures have now been branded.
2.0.2
2019-05-05
* We've added another new unicycle - Colors! It's beautiful and FAST... see if you can unlock it.
2.0.1
2019-04-26
* We've added a new unicycle - Hot Rod! Unlock it if you can. Warning: watch out for the airplanes.
2.0.0
2019-04-14
* Version 2 is here! Super Mad Cow is new and improved. So many improvements, you'll have to try it out to believe it.
1.3.4
2017-03-08
* Get the new Midas Touch unicycle! Everything you juggle turns to gold.
* Now, you can try out the new unicycles for free. Enjoy!