Witless: Roasts & Comebacks

Drop a screenshot. Get 50 perfect replies.

Witless reads any social media post — tweets, Instagram stories, LinkedIn cringe, TikTok comments — and generates 50 tailored replies across 10 different modes.

MODES:
• NUKE — Devastating one-liners that end conversations
• DRY — Deadpan observations that hit harder than insults
• PETTY — Passive-aggressive perfection
• ABSURD — Surreal non-sequiturs that derail everything
• UNHINGED — Chaotic energy with zero filter
• DARK — Bleak comedy for the terminally online
• FLIRT — Smooth, charming, dangerously effective
• HYPE — Genuine support that doesn't feel fake
• WORK — Professional responses for LinkedIn and email
• CHILL — Laid-back takes when you can't be bothered

HOW IT WORKS:
1. Take a photo or pick a screenshot
2. Witless analyzes the post — text, images, context, everything
3. Get 50 replies in seconds
4. Copy and paste your favourite

Every reply is under 280 characters, specific to the post, and ready to send.

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Privacy Policy: https://witless.app/privacy

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