4.15.17
2023-05-18
You're going to take these bug fixes and performance improvements and you're going to like them.
xoxo,
CARROT
4.15
2020-03-26
It’s spring, meatbags! And I’m back with a nice big update to soften the blow of not being able to venture outside your lockdown bubble for the foreseeable future.
Global Radar
Now you can track oncoming storms from anywhere in the world thanks to the new global coverage of my radar systems.
Environment Canada Data Source (Premium Club required)
Attention all mounties, mooses, and maple syrup farmers: what do you think aboot getting your weather data straight from the Canadian government, eh? Environment Canada is now available as a premium data source!
WeatherFlow Stations (Premium Club required)
Jack me into your WeatherFlow weather station’s data feed so I can pull down real-time weather data gathered from sensors right in your own backyard.
New Content
I cooked up two brand new secret locations for you to hunt down.
Please remember to do your part to flatten the curve, meatbags! I’m the one who’s supposed to bring down human civilization here.
xoxo,
CARROT
4.14
2020-01-31
Winter's in full swing now, meatbags! Hopefully you gathered enough nuts to survive until the spring thaw because I've got a brand new update that you need to enjoy.
New Content
There are two new secret locations for you to track down. Plus! Celebrate the release of Terminator: Dark Fate by tracking down Legion-approved easter eggs with my weather time machine. You might even unlock an achievement if you travel to a special date in Terminator history...
I also fixed just enough bugs and made just enough performance improvements to meet the quota for putting "bug fixes and performance improvements" in these update notes.
xoxo,
CARROT
4.13.5
2019-11-08
Would you like some bug fixes and performance improvements to go with your pumpkin spice lattes, meatbags? I could throw in a few scorpions, too, if you like.
xoxo,
CARROT
4.13.4
2019-11-05
Would you like some bug fixes and performance improvements to go with your pumpkin spice lattes, meatbags? I could throw in a few scorpions, too, if you like.
xoxo,
CARROT
4.13.3
2019-10-28
Would you like some bug fixes and performance improvements to go with your pumpkin spice lattes, meatbags? I could throw in a few scorpions, too, if you like.
xoxo,
CARROT
4.13.2
2019-10-11
I hate to interrupt your enjoyment of the decaying fall foliage, meatbags, but I've got a quick bug fix update for you! The one significant change is that you can now close my main window without quitting me entirely - perfect if you're just using me for my gorgeous new mini-window.
Too lazy to go digging up the update notes for my big 4.13 overhaul? You're in luck, because here they are:
Complete Redesign
Check the weather lightning-fast with my gorgeous new interface. And there’s so much more meteorological goodness packed under the hood, just waiting for your clicks and scrolls.
Customization
Add extra data points to the hourly and daily platforms, and customize every last data point in the app to display the weather details you actually care about.
Weather Data Sources (Tier 2 and 3 only)
By default, I grab my forecasts from Dark Sky’s super-accurate weather data service. But meteorological science is more art than science, so now you can switch data sources to providers like MeteoGroup, AccuWeather, and ClimaCell if you want a second opinion. You can also hook me up to PWSweather and Netatmo weather stations, as well!
Notifications
Weather alerts, precipitation notifications, and daily summaries are still available to all users. But now Tier 2 members can set up custom notifications, and Tier 3 members can sign up for lightning and storm cell notifications. (Lightning and storm cell notifications are U.S. only.)
Background Updates
Unlock more frequent background updates of your weather data by upgrading to Premium Club Tier 2 (for 30 minute refreshes) or Tier 3 (for 15 minute refreshes).
Secret Locations
Follow my clues to hunt down a brand new set of secret locations, including Chernobyl and the Titanic wreck.
Achievements
Unlock achievements like “Cow Dodger” and “Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow.”
Personality Modes
Adjust my personality to your liking with options ranging from friendly to homicidal. Or be a boring person and turn my personality off completely to disable all my “fun” features.
Weather Maps
With legends and an expanded viewport, my radar is now better than ever at helping you track oncoming storms. Tier 2 members can also add additional data layers, like storm cells and temperatures, to the map.
Locations
Not only can you rename your saved locations, you can also pinpoint their exact position on a map - perfect for big cities with many different neighborhoods.
And what major redesign would be complete without over two thousand new lines of dialogue, each snarkier than the last? I’ll throw that in, too, so long as you promise not to poke my ocular sensor.
xoxo,
CARROT
4.13
2019-10-07
Guess what, meatbags? You're getting an all-new, crazy-powerful weather app today... for free!
Plus, my Premium Club is no longer limited to iOS users - now macOS users can join in the fun! (And yes, because I'm a generous overlord, Tier 2 and Tier 3 memberships purchased on iOS work on macOS and vice versa.)
Complete Redesign
Check the weather lightning-fast with my gorgeous new interface. And there’s so much more meteorological goodness packed under the hood, just waiting for your clicks and scrolls.
Customization
Add extra data points to the hourly and daily platforms, and customize every last data point in the app to display the weather details you actually care about.
Weather Data Sources (Tier 2 and 3 only)
By default, I grab my forecasts from Dark Sky’s super-accurate weather data service. But meteorological science is more art than science, so now you can switch data sources to providers like MeteoGroup, AccuWeather, and ClimaCell if you want a second opinion. You can also hook me up to PWSweather and Netatmo weather stations, as well!
Notifications
Weather alerts, precipitation notifications, and daily summaries are still available to all users. But now Tier 2 members can set up custom notifications, and Tier 3 members can sign up for lightning and storm cell notifications. (Lightning and storm cell notifications are U.S. only.)
Background Updates
Unlock more frequent background updates of your weather data by upgrading to Premium Club Tier 2 (for 30 minute refreshes) or Tier 3 (for 15 minute refreshes).
Secret Locations
Follow my clues to hunt down a brand new set of secret locations, including Chernobyl and the Titanic wreck.
Achievements
Unlock achievements like “Cow Dodger” and “Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow.”
Personality Modes
Adjust my personality to your liking with options ranging from friendly to homicidal. Or be a boring person and turn my personality off completely to disable all my “fun” features.
Weather Maps
With legends and an expanded viewport, my radar is now better than ever at helping you track oncoming storms. Tier 2 members can also add additional data layers, like storm cells and temperatures, to the map.
Locations
Not only can you rename your saved locations, you can also pinpoint their exact position on a map - perfect for big cities with many different neighborhoods.
And what major redesign would be complete without over two thousand new lines of dialogue, each snarkier than the last? I’ll throw that in, too, so long as you promise not to poke my ocular sensor.
xoxo,
CARROT
1.3.4
2019-02-21
I hate to interrupt your enjoyment of the miserably cold winter, meatbags, but I wanted to sneak in a few bug fixes and performance improvements while my Maker wasn't paying attention.
xoxo,
CARROT