Bacon Farts Free Furz Klingen Soundkarte

"Anyone who has an iPhone NEEDS to have the Free Bacon Farts app. Ohmygod I can't see through my tears!"

"So I just downloaded Bacon Farts and I'm laughing hard! If you hold the phone TIGHT and put it in the toilet, the acoustics are freakin' awesome!"

This version comes with the pitch-changing Fart Bender button! It lets you change the pitch of each fart for endless laughs.

You've seen it on CurrentTV, now get it for free!

Bacon Farts FREE! Yes, cheapskate, a free fart sound app! Save your cash for something important, like a good education or a new boat. We aren't going to make you pay to play fart sounds!

We've battled tirelessly to bring together the delightful savory goodness of bacon with the melodic siren songs of fart sounds.

This wonder of modern science uses bacon themed flatulence to elicit humor (and disgust) amongst friends and family alike.

A FART MACHINE WITH A BACON THEME?!!

Yes, dear friends, it was inevitable.

Our "crack" audio team used a variety of questionable tactics to bring you no less than 76 marvelous, belly-laughter-producing, fart sounds. Now with sounds for Thanksgiving and Christmas!

Armed with several pounds of bacon, a few bags of dried apricots, and enough garbanzo beans to feed an entire flock of pigs, we worked in "cramped" and often "windy" conditions to bring you such fine fart sounds as:

* The Sizzler
* Swine Flu
* Bacon Bits
* Bacon Chutney
* Soggy
* Bacon Explosion
* The Canadian
* Trichinosis
* Naked Bacon
* ...and many more bacon themed fart sounds!

We know you're probably as cheap as we are, so this is a FREE version with a few ads to help pay the bills. There's a paid version too, in case you're a generous multimillionaire tycoon.

Oh, and one more thing... If you like it, we'd sure appreciate a rating or review! There are always a few folks with very poor grammar that just don't "get it." But we doubt that'll be you!