The Holy Hand Grenade

Will you pass Gods reaction test of Holiness?
Disclaimer: There's a small chance you'll burn in hell.
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"The Holy Hand Grenade distils competitive gaming into a short and sharp single game experience."
*** Pocket Gamer ***

"A horrible, horrible, stressful, amazing, Monty-Python-flavored habit"
*** TUAW ***

"Relive Your Flappy Bird Frustration With New iOS Game, The Holy Hand Grenade"
*** Mobile Game Place ***

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To hell with retention values, this game will only allow you to participate in a new tournament once a day, thus maximizing you epic adrenaline rush when you have been playing for 7 days straight without failing. Your hands are shaking nervously and you try to find the calmest moment in your day to be able to give the game your full attention for a split second. It's a true joyride. God bless!