Maim Street
免費Offers In-App Purchases
1.0.2for iPhone, iPad and more
9.1
60 Ratings
So Choice Softworks
Developer
178.1 MB
Size
2018年03月20日
Update Date
Casual
Category
12+
Age Rating
Age Rating
Maim Street 螢幕截圖
About Maim Street
Prepare for the Dark Souls of crossing guard simulators.
You are a crossing guard helping people cross the street! But there are too many cars. Like, WAY too many. Can’t save’m all!
Welcome to the world of John Stopman, the busiest civil servant in town. Save as many people as you can, but you might have to shrug off a few fatalities. Maim Street is a frantic game where you learn that you can’t be everything for everyone.
Unlock the powerful bazooka to fight back against the cars, and earn prizes to customize your game! Rescue pedestrians to learn secrets about the town while always keeping an eye out for powerups like the mighty Air Strike or the alarming Alien Abduction.
Plenty of games reward perfection, this one rewards adequacy. Enjoy!
FEATURES
• Original soundtrack to groove to while you blow up ambulances.
• Over 40 game upgrades, such as confetti explosions and the alluring lumberjack costume.
• A character named “Chester Buttmeat”
• Brutal sound effects that will make your mother cringe.
• In-game powerups ranging from planting bombs to summoning demons.
• Dozens of cats.
• Over 50 unique pedestrians with their own stories, yet they all seem to explode the same.
PRAISE OF MAIM STREET
“How this was ever dreamed up. What kind of lives must the creators live.” - Chris D.
“I enjoyed the ‘squish’ the people make when they get nailed by a car.” - Jill A.
“Chaos and lots of deaths, but the fun kind of death.” - Master M.
“A crossing guard with an impossible duty to protect innocent civilians from becoming beautiful explosions of blood and body parts.” - Dana A.
“I've never played anything like it before.” - Garrett M.
“It gets too hard too fast.” - Coward who doesn’t yet understand real life
DISCLAIMER
Not recommended for those uncomfortable with coming to grips with the frailty of human existence.
You are a crossing guard helping people cross the street! But there are too many cars. Like, WAY too many. Can’t save’m all!
Welcome to the world of John Stopman, the busiest civil servant in town. Save as many people as you can, but you might have to shrug off a few fatalities. Maim Street is a frantic game where you learn that you can’t be everything for everyone.
Unlock the powerful bazooka to fight back against the cars, and earn prizes to customize your game! Rescue pedestrians to learn secrets about the town while always keeping an eye out for powerups like the mighty Air Strike or the alarming Alien Abduction.
Plenty of games reward perfection, this one rewards adequacy. Enjoy!
FEATURES
• Original soundtrack to groove to while you blow up ambulances.
• Over 40 game upgrades, such as confetti explosions and the alluring lumberjack costume.
• A character named “Chester Buttmeat”
• Brutal sound effects that will make your mother cringe.
• In-game powerups ranging from planting bombs to summoning demons.
• Dozens of cats.
• Over 50 unique pedestrians with their own stories, yet they all seem to explode the same.
PRAISE OF MAIM STREET
“How this was ever dreamed up. What kind of lives must the creators live.” - Chris D.
“I enjoyed the ‘squish’ the people make when they get nailed by a car.” - Jill A.
“Chaos and lots of deaths, but the fun kind of death.” - Master M.
“A crossing guard with an impossible duty to protect innocent civilians from becoming beautiful explosions of blood and body parts.” - Dana A.
“I've never played anything like it before.” - Garrett M.
“It gets too hard too fast.” - Coward who doesn’t yet understand real life
DISCLAIMER
Not recommended for those uncomfortable with coming to grips with the frailty of human existence.
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最新版本1.0.2更新日誌
Last updated on 2018年03月20日
歷史版本
This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon.
The "Sell Your Soul" Update!
• Added timed random rewards to pump you full of endorphins.
• Surprise video when you beat the game.
• Added unholy ability to bring yourself back to life.
• Bugs discovered, interrogated, and squashed.
• Also, go download "WAYNESAW", our new game!!
The "Sell Your Soul" Update!
• Added timed random rewards to pump you full of endorphins.
• Surprise video when you beat the game.
• Added unholy ability to bring yourself back to life.
• Bugs discovered, interrogated, and squashed.
• Also, go download "WAYNESAW", our new game!!
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Version History
1.0.2
2018年03月20日
This app has been updated by Apple to display the Apple Watch app icon.
The "Sell Your Soul" Update!
• Added timed random rewards to pump you full of endorphins.
• Surprise video when you beat the game.
• Added unholy ability to bring yourself back to life.
• Bugs discovered, interrogated, and squashed.
• Also, go download "WAYNESAW", our new game!!
The "Sell Your Soul" Update!
• Added timed random rewards to pump you full of endorphins.
• Surprise video when you beat the game.
• Added unholy ability to bring yourself back to life.
• Bugs discovered, interrogated, and squashed.
• Also, go download "WAYNESAW", our new game!!
1.0.1
2016年05月17日
The "First Day on the Job" Update!
• Improved the tutorial to make your first day on the job less overwhelming
• Added grades to scores so now your family can be proud / disappointed with you in a brand new way
• Added helpful reminders to use your traffic cones
• Changed wording of end game screen to encourage learning about saved people
• General bug fixes and improvements
• Improved the tutorial to make your first day on the job less overwhelming
• Added grades to scores so now your family can be proud / disappointed with you in a brand new way
• Added helpful reminders to use your traffic cones
• Changed wording of end game screen to encourage learning about saved people
• General bug fixes and improvements
1.0.0
2016年05月05日
Maim Street FAQ
點擊此處瞭解如何在受限國家或地區下載Maim Street。
以下為Maim Street的最低配置要求。
iPhone
須使用 iOS 8.0 或以上版本。
iPad
須使用 iPadOS 8.0 或以上版本。
iPod touch
須使用 iOS 8.0 或以上版本。
Maim Street支持英文
Maim Street包含應用內購買。 以下為Maim Street應用內購買價格清單。
Bazooka
$0.00
