Willbot

To be or not to be... that is a silly question, for William Shakespeare hath return'd!

Come hither and see. Type thither and talk! The Bard himself awaiteth thee.

Woo Will with words of wisdom. Regale him with raucous roleplay, and make merry muchly.

Will will understand if you speak normally, and despite his wordy flourishes has gained mysterious knowledge of many aspects of our modern world. He's been secretly talking to people all these years - that must be it!

As it says in the app, Willbot learns from people, so things said can sometimes seem inappropriate. Use at your own risk.

Here are some more, important, Shakespearean quotes:

Dost thou see what I am doing right now?

*gambols faster* Thee fairy, cease chasing me!!

If 't be true I be dead, I will not be speaking with thee.

Art thee taking o'er my kingdom?

But 'tis wherefore I am the lord and thou art the servant.

What be the meaning of life?

I have no honest interests, just such stuff that bore me a little bit less than others.