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ThumpOMatic Screenshots

iPad

iPhone

About ThumpOMatic

Ever been nailed without a good comeback by a Bible thumper? If so, then Thump-o-Matic is the app for you! Just whip out your phone, Thump it, and Hallelujah! A little counter-damnation of your own… chapter and verse. Test their righteousness – and your own! – and find out just how far a thumper will thump in hewing to the letter of the Good Book.

Be ye a believer who thinks that taking the Bible literally misses the point, a snarky seminarian, a freethinker, or just a smart-aleck Sunday school student, you're Glory-bound to have fun with this app, because randomized scriptural integrity is always just a thump away on your phone. Never get thumped unprepared again!

Choose Old and/or New Testament quotes that you can share. Available in English, Spanish, French, and German. Accompanied by heavenly sound effects!

What's New in the Latest Version 1.3.2

Last updated on Sep 22, 2020

Old Versions

Updated for the latest iPhones and iPads!

Version History

1.3.2

Sep 22, 2020

Updated for the latest iPhones and iPads!

1.2.0

Jul 13, 2017

App modernized for current iOS and devices.

Sharing now uses modern iOS sharing, enabling sharing via all appropriate methods installed on device.

Several UI issues fixed.

1.1.0

Jan 3, 2013

* French support: ThumpOMatique!
* new verses added

1.0.4

Dec 5, 2012

* fixed iPad startup bug
* added new verse!

1.0.3

Nov 8, 2012

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