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ThumpOMatic スクリーンショット

iPad

iPhone

About ThumpOMatic

Ever been nailed without a good comeback by a Bible thumper? If so, then Thump-o-Matic is the app for you! Just whip out your phone, Thump it, and Hallelujah! A little counter-damnation of your own… chapter and verse. Test their righteousness – and your own! – and find out just how far a thumper will thump in hewing to the letter of the Good Book.

Be ye a believer who thinks that taking the Bible literally misses the point, a snarky seminarian, a freethinker, or just a smart-aleck Sunday school student, you're Glory-bound to have fun with this app, because randomized scriptural integrity is always just a thump away on your phone. Never get thumped unprepared again!

Choose Old and/or New Testament quotes that you can share. Available in English, Spanish, French, and German. Accompanied by heavenly sound effects!